A) this just made me cry

B) Lady Gaga is sexy

C) Missile tits are the new Madonna cone tits.

<3 Kelsey

Watch this beautiful music video by Yelle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSkWrBCPJsQ


Thanks to Julian

Telephone Remake @ Yahoo! Video

This seems to be for the campaign against "don't ask, don't tell"

CHECK THIS OUT!!! IM CALLING IT NOW, "PLAY OF THE YEAR"

Based on those last three weird posts by Kathleen, I have three words for you all. I HATE KATHLEEN. I hate the crazy shit she finds on the internet and the way they make me laugh my ass off. I hate that I would never find that shit on my own and that she spends millions/trillions of hours finding this shit. I hate that she makes this blog so hilarious. SCREW YOU KATHLEEN AND YOU WEIRD ASS VIDEOS. YOU ARE NO ONES BEST FRIEND. Love, Kelsey

As the days approach that our friends return to us, this is what we do at our perspective windows looking for you all

roofin

Kelsey has left for mexico, and I, kathleen, Just got shingles! its a real cool rash that hurts really bad and you are usually pretty old when you get it!! I am a champ. But since Kelsey has left, I have one less friend! Minneapolis is super hot right now. It almost got up to 80 today. Andy has been pranking the shit out of everyone, so watch out for him. If anyone tries to pull and April Fools joke on my, they are gunna get hurt.

whelp. watch this really disturbing rendition of stand by me. It is for my remaining friends in the United States is hopes that they wont abandon me.

why oh why

Hey yall. its Kathleen
I have been sick for six days now. my spring break was wasted away with me sleeping and watching countless episodes of nonsense on the internet.
I wish that one of you would have studied in Canada so that I could still see ya. it would basically be pointless for anyone from minnesota to go there though because the culture shock would be so severe that one would enter a coma until removed from the country.
i am just going to continue being sick.

JOE MAUER!!!!!!!! $183 million dollars invested into a true Minnesota Twins hero!

It is beautiful outside this week and I turned off the heat in my apartment. LOVE IT! Yet, all I can think about is how much I miss the abroad people. COME HOME!

I want two vaginas. Kelsey

birf day

boi oh boi.
It was my birthday last week and it was a blast. Kelsey planned a gorgeous meal at dennys. GRAND SLAMS ALL AROUND PLEASE. Then on friday Kelsey accompanied me and my family for a night out on the town. When everyone gets back from abroad it is essential that we all go to the bar "the shout house". dualing pianos, innapropriate songs, and alcohol. perfect. Since it was me and my sisters birthday they made us go and sit up on the two pianos as they sang us a song with the chorus being "ill be the sixty if you will be my nine" after which they put a bumper sticker on my butt and everyone in the bar yells "YOU BITCH, YOU SLUT, YOU WHORE." needless to say it was right up my alley. my family then drunkenly proceeded to go to sporty's bar where several karaoke songs were slurred with my sisters and kelsey.

I miss my fwends. Kelsey

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Gophers-honor-teammate-s-cancer-stricken-sister?urn=ncaab,220869


Go to this story about the Gopher basketball team. It was a top headline on Yahoo News today. Just a little something to be proud of.

Kathleen here.
i made cake balls. everyone not in Minneapolis is missing out



bake it und mix it und cover it und you get these. they are real good and easy, i will make them for whoever wants em



Kathleen

Dear World,
Its Kathleen here, and i am going insane. As Kelsey aforementioned my life is ruled by school. This holds true at 1:24 am. That is what time it is currently and i am writing a paper! JOY!!!

Kelsey put a condom on the handle of my bike which is sitting in my living room. I never took it off and my entire family came to visit me this week. My mom moved my bike... had to have noticed.

if my essay is as good as this blog post, i am totally fucked.

Happy V(agina) Day.

Today, Lee McQueen, aka Alexander McQueen was found dead in his apartment. A tragedy to fashion. He was one of the most creative designers of the time. RIP McQueen.

Random Wednesday thoughts:

Miss Congeniality is on tonight. Totally saved me from having quite a boring night. This movie is the best. Ugly girl turns sexy. Dumb beauty queens. Police action. Sandra Bullock is a genius in this movie. Why didn't she get an Academy Award nomination for this one?

It was amazingly beautiful outside today. I needed sunglasses at the bus stop but didn't have any so my eyes watered and ruined my makeup. Bittersweet afternoon sunshine.

I ate buffalo chicken bites for dinner. I fucking love buffalo chicken.

Wednesday = no homework. Instead, lots and lots of laundry and cleaning. And Food Network.

I got a new cookbook yesterday. I will spend this evening memorizing it and picking out recipes to make.

Kathleen hasn't posted on here in a while. She is waaaay busier than me.

I miss the abroad folks but I really haven't been bored yet this semester. This summer will be fantastic.

<3 Kelsey

Best Superbowl commercial. SO CUTE. Kelsey

It is Friday and I am so fricken exhausted from this week that I am in no mood to declare "Thank God it's Friday." Instead, I declare: "Suck it Friday, just like I sucked Monday through Thursday and spit it back out!" I am in a bad mood obvs. Kelsey

i gave him a cupcake

Hello all.
In Minneapolis mother nature is reaping havoc on the mountainous landscape, and the warm seaside beaches. SNOW. not cocaine, but the stuff made in clouds where the unicorns reside. Once again cars are covered and no one can see the lanes of the road. All traffic violations can be forgiven if blamed on the snow. run a red light? no prob. you couldnt stop anyways. Wanna drift(alex card)? Icy Roads made it impossible to turn normally.

other than that things here are pretty boring. Homework has replaced curling my hair as the most time consuming thing to do. (this is Kathleen) My bathroom sink has been spitting up food from my neighbors sink...it is NASTY. i know it is not my food because i haven't had lunch meat or tomatoes for a while. anywho, my landlord came to fix it and i gave him a cupcake.

I AM 18!!!!!!!

Retarded girl. Cool brother. Love this video.

So last night Andy and I went to the Walker after eating some delicious chocolate. It was fantastic. There were two exhibits though that were particularly wonderful. One was a video of atomic bombs going off. Couldn't stop laughing at the irony of the "mushroom" clouds. The second exhibit was Benches and Binoculars which I have posted a picture or. IT WAS AWESOME. Pretty much you enter this huge room that has two huge walls covered with a bazillion pictures. Then you just sit on the benches in the middle with binoculars and look at all of the paintings up close. We spent about an hour in this room finding different details we liked in the many pictures. Fricken fantastic. Go if you are not abroad or if it is there when you are back. Oh and chocolate makes it extra nice :) Kelsey

If our lasts posts have told you anything about minneapolis live sans everyone we know, our life is basically composed of what the internet has to give us. It has become our best friend and worst enemy. this blog is a product of our new found friendship. We have exhausted the pages of facebook, checked our email too many times, and seen every type of porn out there. For better or for worse, Kelsey, the Internet, and I(kathleen) are getting Married. god know that we already consummated it.

Sooo... I saw this on TV the other night and became a huge fan. Its not gay at all.
Kelsey

"Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.” -Mitch Hedberg

I am procrastinating falling asleep if that is possible

Fricken adorable. If I squeeze one out that is this cute (and somehow has a British accent) I will spoil him like crazy. Also, my charity bike ride for Haiti is this Saturday, but instead of me riding the bike, I will attempt to balance it on my nose. Much more likely to happen then me getting on a bike. Just sayin. PEACE, Kelsey

Greetings,
Tuesday nights are equally fascinating and annoying. I am in Monsters, Robots, and Cyborgs with Kathleen. Our professor has spent the entire time over-ANALyzing Beowulf and different pictures of the EPIC (<=awesome word) play. I did enjoy his references to LOTR though. What else is fascinating and annoying about this evening is watching cuntleen look up pictures of hedgehogs for 30+ minutes. Need I say more?

Also, it is cold outside, here is a picture to warm up and MOISTen your privates...

<3 Kelsey

This is Kathleen reporting from the magical city of Cinnamonapplesauce. The majority of me and Kelsey's friends have departed for the semester, leaving the University of Minnesota campus a ghost town. we have been forced to make friends with the magical creatures that roam the train tracks late at night. Otherwise known as homeless people. Kelsey makes friends with them by cutting them to display her dominance and then gives them a cheeseburger to show her kind side. its going pretty well.
talk to you soon