birf day

boi oh boi.
It was my birthday last week and it was a blast. Kelsey planned a gorgeous meal at dennys. GRAND SLAMS ALL AROUND PLEASE. Then on friday Kelsey accompanied me and my family for a night out on the town. When everyone gets back from abroad it is essential that we all go to the bar "the shout house". dualing pianos, innapropriate songs, and alcohol. perfect. Since it was me and my sisters birthday they made us go and sit up on the two pianos as they sang us a song with the chorus being "ill be the sixty if you will be my nine" after which they put a bumper sticker on my butt and everyone in the bar yells "YOU BITCH, YOU SLUT, YOU WHORE." needless to say it was right up my alley. my family then drunkenly proceeded to go to sporty's bar where several karaoke songs were slurred with my sisters and kelsey.

I miss my fwends. Kelsey

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Gophers-honor-teammate-s-cancer-stricken-sister?urn=ncaab,220869


Go to this story about the Gopher basketball team. It was a top headline on Yahoo News today. Just a little something to be proud of.

Kathleen here.
i made cake balls. everyone not in Minneapolis is missing out



bake it und mix it und cover it und you get these. they are real good and easy, i will make them for whoever wants em



Kathleen

Dear World,
Its Kathleen here, and i am going insane. As Kelsey aforementioned my life is ruled by school. This holds true at 1:24 am. That is what time it is currently and i am writing a paper! JOY!!!

Kelsey put a condom on the handle of my bike which is sitting in my living room. I never took it off and my entire family came to visit me this week. My mom moved my bike... had to have noticed.

if my essay is as good as this blog post, i am totally fucked.

Happy V(agina) Day.

Today, Lee McQueen, aka Alexander McQueen was found dead in his apartment. A tragedy to fashion. He was one of the most creative designers of the time. RIP McQueen.

Random Wednesday thoughts:

Miss Congeniality is on tonight. Totally saved me from having quite a boring night. This movie is the best. Ugly girl turns sexy. Dumb beauty queens. Police action. Sandra Bullock is a genius in this movie. Why didn't she get an Academy Award nomination for this one?

It was amazingly beautiful outside today. I needed sunglasses at the bus stop but didn't have any so my eyes watered and ruined my makeup. Bittersweet afternoon sunshine.

I ate buffalo chicken bites for dinner. I fucking love buffalo chicken.

Wednesday = no homework. Instead, lots and lots of laundry and cleaning. And Food Network.

I got a new cookbook yesterday. I will spend this evening memorizing it and picking out recipes to make.

Kathleen hasn't posted on here in a while. She is waaaay busier than me.

I miss the abroad folks but I really haven't been bored yet this semester. This summer will be fantastic.

<3 Kelsey

Best Superbowl commercial. SO CUTE. Kelsey

It is Friday and I am so fricken exhausted from this week that I am in no mood to declare "Thank God it's Friday." Instead, I declare: "Suck it Friday, just like I sucked Monday through Thursday and spit it back out!" I am in a bad mood obvs. Kelsey

i gave him a cupcake

Hello all.
In Minneapolis mother nature is reaping havoc on the mountainous landscape, and the warm seaside beaches. SNOW. not cocaine, but the stuff made in clouds where the unicorns reside. Once again cars are covered and no one can see the lanes of the road. All traffic violations can be forgiven if blamed on the snow. run a red light? no prob. you couldnt stop anyways. Wanna drift(alex card)? Icy Roads made it impossible to turn normally.

other than that things here are pretty boring. Homework has replaced curling my hair as the most time consuming thing to do. (this is Kathleen) My bathroom sink has been spitting up food from my neighbors sink...it is NASTY. i know it is not my food because i haven't had lunch meat or tomatoes for a while. anywho, my landlord came to fix it and i gave him a cupcake.