CHECK THIS OUT!!! IM CALLING IT NOW, "PLAY OF THE YEAR"

Based on those last three weird posts by Kathleen, I have three words for you all. I HATE KATHLEEN. I hate the crazy shit she finds on the internet and the way they make me laugh my ass off. I hate that I would never find that shit on my own and that she spends millions/trillions of hours finding this shit. I hate that she makes this blog so hilarious. SCREW YOU KATHLEEN AND YOU WEIRD ASS VIDEOS. YOU ARE NO ONES BEST FRIEND. Love, Kelsey

As the days approach that our friends return to us, this is what we do at our perspective windows looking for you all

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Kelsey has left for mexico, and I, kathleen, Just got shingles! its a real cool rash that hurts really bad and you are usually pretty old when you get it!! I am a champ. But since Kelsey has left, I have one less friend! Minneapolis is super hot right now. It almost got up to 80 today. Andy has been pranking the shit out of everyone, so watch out for him. If anyone tries to pull and April Fools joke on my, they are gunna get hurt.

whelp. watch this really disturbing rendition of stand by me. It is for my remaining friends in the United States is hopes that they wont abandon me.